My Magic Green Hat

Earlier this year while on vacation to
escape the snow and cold, I passed
through Florida on my way to the
Caribbean cruise. The day after returning
from my cruise, I wasn’t feeling very well
and decided that I really needed some
medical assistance... and decided to
visit the emergency room at the closest medical facility.

Realizing that it would likely be very crowded
and not wanting to sit there waiting for 4-5
hours to be seen, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

As soon as I entered the E.R., I noticed that over
3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they
decided that they weren't really that sick after all.

I’m believing that MAGIC GREEN HAT cut at least
3 hours off my waiting time.


A picture of my Magic Green Hat: http://i.imgur.com/9JXxs8S.jpg

It also works at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, many of which were still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time
at the grocery store as well.

But . . . don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!