An Orthodox Priest, a Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are talking about how they divide up the money they get in collections from their congregations.
Catholic Priest: "To divide up the money, we draw two circles on the ground; one small one inside one big one. We throw the money up in the air, and whatever lands in the big circle we give to use for the church, and whatever lands in the small circle we keep for ourselves."
Orthodox Priest: "Yes - we do something like that too, except, whatever lands in the small circle we give to God, and whatever is in the big circle we keep to ourselves."
Rabbi: "Well, you see, we too do something similar. We draw two circles on the ground - one small one inside one big one. And then we throw the money up in the air.... and whatever God wants, he takes!"
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