So a redneck goes to a bike race. He sees these bastards cycling up these mountains pumping away like race horses and then flying down like a bunch of bats from hell and he is so impressed with the whole thing that after the race he immediately goes up to the winning team, finds the captain and pushing through the crowd loudly exclaims that he wants to join his bike team!
The captain looks up and in a real manly gruff voice goes, "Well buddy, if you really wanna join our team you gotta prove your manliness because we're the manliest team around and we don't accept no weaklings!"
The redneck puffs out his chest with a big grin on his face and says with all the confidence in the world, "Well man, this is yer lucky day cause I'm the manliest man round these parts! Heck just last year I wuz swimming round the swamp when all of a sudden a god damned gator pops up and strait bites me fuckin arm off! Well, I was so angry that I chased after that bastard, punched him right in the nose with me one good arm, reached down his gullet while he was dazed and pulled me fucking arm out! Then I swams back to shore and sewed me own arm back on all by m'self!"
The team captain was truly impressed by this man's manly tale and said, "Wow! That's just about the manliest thing I've ever heard! I'm convinced! You're just what this team needs, welcome aboard!"
The redneck is overjoyed and with arms stretched forward and a big goofy grin on his face he puts his thumbs *up* and yells, ["GREAT!"](http://imgur.com/MZnlWdW)
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