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Olympus has fallen.

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I do Nazi it. I'm so sorry.

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A new Cadillac Escalade with cruise control, lane alert, navigation, downhill...

what do you call...

a cheetah

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Deep

Make me feel Like...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and...

Beautiful Doctor!!!

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Def Leppard