My Jewish friend always had such a positive outlook on life, even as he suffered from such horrible constipation. As he'd always say, ...

$599...

... plus tax and shipping. *Let's see who gets that joke.*

I'm a British...

I only drink propertea.

Funny one liner:

Virgin Pussy is a "Road not taken"

What's the best...

MAY DAY!

If you're riding...

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. Props to the radio station I...

Q: Why did the...

Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.

What car did the...

(Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

An escaped...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a...

Does Batman make...

[http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg) I...

Use chemicals to...

Use chemicals to remove Polish and you are literally Hitler.