My wife and I went out for the night to have a few drinks, she had put a stew in the slow cooker and we were going to have it when we got back but while we were out we were burgled, ransacked the place stole some money and my wife's jewellery. That wasn't even the worst part, before they left the swines took a shit in the slow cooker.... Who even does that?? Shitting in somones stew?? Utterly disgraceful.... Had to throw half of it out.
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.