My hot piano instructor was trying to help me play the right notes for a song...

I played a C.
She said " No, go one note higher"
"Oh my god," I thought "She wants the D!"
Then she said "No no, go a half step higher"
Then I realized. She doesn't want the D.
She wants the D *sharp*.

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