My Haikus! (I'm trying to make a haiku website but got no money foo)

The police are here.

Grab your belongings and run.

They run really fast.

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They no scoped me.

I cried for three hours consistantly.

What am I to do!

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Kate Mook is so gay.

She snorts when she laughs a lot.

She is such a dweeb.

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