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My grandma doesn't die when I fuck her.

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A woman accompanies her husband to the doctor. After the husband's check-up,...

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A Step Away...

Three women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, die and are at the Pearly...

Pink Horse & a...

What do you do if there is a pink horse and a purple elephant chasing you?...

The Blonde And...

There was a blonde doing her morning jogging and she came across to a pawn...

A man went to his...

Man: When i press here it hurts, when i press a little bit higher up it hurts...

The bucket...

Q: What's the difference between a Tim and a bucket of crap? A: The...