My girlfriend just broke up with me..

Everyone is telling me I should get out there and, "Fuck a ton of bitches."

Okay, that sounds like good advice? My relationship is over with my girl so I should go fuck a bunch of girls. What's the exact logic here? I think to myself when else is that kind of advice ever okay? If my dad passes away, should I go fuck a bunch of dads?

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