My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas.

One time Father...

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name...

I Like Monkeys

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought this was...

Tesla Car Driving...

12 Hours Later...: Pulls up into the family home dead with the children...

Funny Conversations

BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... GIRL : Why not ?? BOY : I'm...

Maybe Even a...

Q: What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end...

Unfair Christmas

Two brothers open up their Christmas gifts. One got many gifts. Xbox One,...

A little girl...

"Dear Santa, I want a fur coat and a scarf for Christmas." She goes to the...

Pope News

I was reading in the paper today that the Pope has banned Pre-Marital sex,...

Cause of Arthritis

A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a...

A Lawyer and the...

A lawyer died, and at the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...