My girlfriend died yesterday. She's dead. She suffocated, broke her neck and drown all at the same time. I'll never her last words.

With all the news...

Her grandmother probably regrets not having one.

Sex Education

Two boys get their report cards and notice that they both got Fs from their...

One day long,...

...there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long...

A rich cattle...

Nobody would buy tickets because they thought his company was ass.

Sex is like dark...

Not everyone gets it.

Beautiful

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the...

What's the...

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man in his...

After a stressful day, one man comes home and sits in his backyard, drinking...

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Cell Phones.

What does a man...

this morning I had bacon and eggs.