My girlfriend bought me a novelty salt and pepper shaker for my birthday.

They were shaped like Wombles.

I had to take them back though, they didn't work properly. The pepper came out either underground or overground.

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.