My girlfriend asked me to do some shopping for her. Said she wanted something really sexy to wear.

TIL

Abortion doctors are also called spawn campers

If Trump Becomes...

the rates of people getting fired per day will increase exponentially.

Look what happens...

Just saying...

What do Karl Marx...

Both of them hate classes.

A man thinks his...

So he does a test, a few meters away from her he asks "Martha, can you hear...

A man goes to the...

Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?...

the Bible says

"If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned." in my experience...

An old farmer,...

lives his life peacefully until one day he realizes he doesn't feel as good...

I tried to...

...but it's already taken.

Knock Knock Who's...

Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !