My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend.

I was driving one...

... so THAT's where beef jerky comes from.

Two Na atoms are...

One of them gets shot. "I've been hit!" he yells. The other one looks at...

Why can't single...

Because they don't have an asshole until they're married.

The Flash series...

...too bad everything happens too fast.

What did the...

What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.

A bird pooped on...

I mean, I'm kinda worried about getting sick from it but mostly I hope this...

More Brain Cells...

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A1: So they don't...

During the month...

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in...

I read this joke...

An elderly man died and went to purgatory. There he ran into a friend his...

New Pastor

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his...