My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them

I got it from my...

How do you like my Pun? PSY-ber Monday lol

Granny visits town

Granny was visiting town for the first time. She checks in at the hotel,...

Attitude Towards...

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean...

Help From the KGB

A phone rings at KGB headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the KGB?"...

I remember the...

"Hey, grandson! Wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?" Unfortunately,...

What is a jew on...

A annoyance to German snipers.

What do you call...

Puerto-RECON

Scooby-Doo did a poo

and shaggy thought it was chocolate, he took a bite and his face went white.

What charity has...

The Make a Wish Foundation.

This afternoon, I...

I didn't know how to escape. I had to beat them off left and right