My friend was playing music and suddenly stopped playing it. I asked, ‘Why did you stop?’ and he said, ‘I am texting one of my new girlfriend’. I asked him, 'Can you please send me that then?' and for that his reply was, ‘Which one? Song or your girlfriend’s number?'
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