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My friend said he couldn't come drinking with me tonight. "I have to talk to my mom," he told me. "It's been a while since I gave her a call."

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  3. My friend said he couldn't come drinking with me tonight. "I have to talk to my mom," he told me. "It's been a while since I gave her a call."

"I understand," I said. "I have to talk to my mom sometimes too. I just use a Ouija board."

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