My friend recently got dumped after a relationship went wrong. He said he would walk it of easily.

Even the Score

There are older sisters and younger brothers so the womb will be pretty posh...

I like my coffee...

Sent back if it's not hot enough.

Collection of my...

* Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family...

I've suffered...

I mean girl.

How do you stop a...

Pick it up and give it a blowjob.

Why do female...

Because whenever they shout, "I want you inside me." all of the guys run away.

What do you get...

A boomerang

How many cops...

How many cops does it take to change light bulb? Just one, but he is never...

When i fart

I always tell my gf that it were butterfly's that did'nt know the way to my...

I went to see a...

I asked him to do everything he could to stop me from breaking out. He...