So I've got a friend, Dan, who just came back from 3 months deployment. Hes one of my best friends, and hes actually a lieutenant in the army because he's pretty talented, and the night he came back we went to party and i slept at his house. In the morning i got up early and tried cooking him breakfast. He woke up about the same time i did and i told him i was gonna make us some food. So i look in the fridge, and upon realizing it hasn't been stocked up because he just got back from deployment, i tell him "You ain't got no eggs Lieutenant Dan."
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