My friend called me today and said he was going to kill himself by jumping off of a cliff that overlooked a body of water unless I stopped specifying the names of geological formations for him.

When I worked as...

After she calmed down slightly she explained that her 10 year old...

White people joke

I am a white male living the fort mcmurray oil sand life. I challenge you to...

When does a joke...

When the punchline becomes apparent.

I think my organ...

She just doesn't have the guts to do it.

Three friends...

Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no...

Q.what hs a...

Q.what hs a tounge and gets around alot but does not walk. A.a shoe

Everybody thinks...

but I don't care what they think.

Shame & Glory

A woman walks into a bar and orders two shots. She downs the first one,...

Station

Confucius asks: "If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus...

It sucks to be a...

A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door...