They are box seats plus airfare and hotel accommodations. He didn't realize when he bought them that the Super Bowl game is the same day as his wedding - - so he can't go. If you are interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Michael's Church. Her name is Donna and she will be the one in the white dress.
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