I translated it from Dutch, I hope it is funny in English too.
Yesterday I walked out of the office. A man with a gun approached me and yelled: "your money or your life". So I told him: "I don't have any money, because I work at Reddit". Then the robber said: "Oké, go home then because I hear you have no life either."
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