One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her arse and said 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your gut-controlling tights.'
While this was almost intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her jugs and said 'You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.'
This was beyond a silent response... so she rolled over and grabbed his cock. With a death grip in place, she said 'You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of....
The gardener,
The postman,
The pool man
and
Your brother!'
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