My ex-gf was over the house, and we were waking up early to go down to massachusetts early one thursday morning (we live in NH).
We never would wake up early so her being up and moving at 530 surprised him.
As she comes out of the bathroom he asks " What are you two doing up so early in the morning?"
she replies "Going down to Mass.."
"Huh, didn't know they held church on thursdays."
I heard the face palm from the hallway.
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