My Dad came home with this one today.

Two men and a woman are in a bank being serviced when a bank robber comes in with a gun. He points his gun at a teller and demand she fill his backpack up with money. On his way out, he says to one man: Did you see anything? The man replies: I sure did. The gunman then shoots him in the head. He turns to the next man: Did you see anything? The man says: No, but my wife here did.

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