My college roommate got her grades back. She said before that she's never gotten above a 3.0 and would celebrate with cake if she did.
She got a cumulative 3.14 and I suggested she celebrate with pie instead. She didn't get it. When I explained she sighed and went to her room. I am the worlds biggest dork.
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