He always wants to hang out after hours for a drink and a laugh. My wife and kids sometimes finds it a bit awkward though.
For instance, last night he was at our house with a bottle of scotch. Insisted on staying until we'd finished it.
He was a bit too lit so my wife offered to make coffee before he left. Fortunately, he hadn't forgotten to bring a bottle of bourbon.
My wife's pretty supportive though. Later he asked if she'd like to go out back behind the shed to discuss my future job prospects. She quietly suggested she'd rather I be let go.
The next morning was rough. I showed up late pretty well hung over and almost was fired. He warned I needed to work on raising my tolerance.
Good thing he has a bottle squirreled away in his desk drawer. And filing cabinet. Not to mention the inside pocket of his suit jacket.
Fuck if getting unemployment benefits isn't tough around here!
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