"Double vodka, no ice."
"Rough day?" asked the bartender, pouring the drink.
"My best friend Werner ran off with my wife last night," replied the man.
"I'm sorry to hear that. How long have you been friends?"
"Since last night."
(source: theoddestbox.com)
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