are talking one night. Daddy Balloon says "Baby Balloon, you're getting big now. It's time to sleep in your own bed".
"But I'm scared Daddy Balloon" says Baby Balloon.
"You need to be brave Baby Balloon" says Mummy Balloon.
So that night Baby Balloon gets in his own bed but can't sleep at all. He sneaks into Mummy and Daddy Balloons bedroom and tries to squeeze in bed between them.
"I am getting a big balloon" he quietly remarks to himself when he realises he can't fit.
Baby Balloon has an idea. He leans over and lets some air out of Mummy Balloon but he still doesn't fit.
He then leans over and lets some air out of Daddy Balloon but still, he doesn't fit.
Then he leans down and lets some air out of himself and snuggles gently between Mummy and Daddy Balloon.
The next morning he wakes up and Daddy Balloon is looking down at him angry and disappointed.
"What's wrong Daddy Balloon?" he asks.
Daddy Balloon glares down at him and replies "You know what's wrong son. You've let me down, You've let your mother down, but worst of all you've let your self down".
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