Muhammed walks into a supermarket and asks to see the manager. 'Sir. I am looking for a job.'
'Oh that's good because we're just looking for someone to take the assistant manager position. You will be paid 80.000 euros for the first year with a payraise of 20k every year you stay with us. You will get a company Mercedes-Benz and a house close to the business.
Muhammed looks at him in astonishment. "You.. you must be kidding!"
"Well you started it."
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