have just moved from their primitive shtetl home in Europe to a modern, state-of-the art apartment in New York. They are totally unfamiliar with all the necessities of the modern home.
Mrs. Finkelstein goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and is taken aback by the mirror, having never seen one. She storms over to her husband and slaps his face hard.
"Morty, you have another woman in the house! For shame, Morty, for shame!"
Stunned, Morty looks into the bathroom.
He turns around and slaps his wife.
"How dare you accuse me of housing another woman, Rivka, when you yourself are hiding another man!"
Both angry and confused, they decide they had best take the matter to the local Rabbi.
They call the Rabbi, and he comes and looks into the bathroom to sort things out once and for all.
Suddenly, he turns around and slaps both of them.
"Why'd you bother calling me if you already have a Rabbi?"
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