Mother Theresa and a few Nuns are walking down a hallway in their Convent, when a man appears from around a corner wearing a trench coat. The women freeze. Suddenly the man whips open his coat and exposes his enormous penis and begins shaking it from side-to-side. Almost mesmerized, Mother Theresa acts quickly and grabs the mans penis tightly and yells, "Sister Ann, GO GET ME A KNIFE!!" The man is in agony at this point. Nearly thirty seconds later Sister Ann comes running around the corner and she shouts, "I'm coming! Where do you want me to cut!?".
Pointing to either side of her mouth, Mother Theresa says, "Here and Here."
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