George W. Bush was out walking when he saw Moses.
"Hey, Moses! STOP!!" he yelled. But Moses walked on, ignoring him. After a few
blocks, Bush caught up with him. "Moses, why didn't you stop and talk to me?"
asked Bush. "Well,"
Moses replied, "The last time I talked to a bush, I wandered the desert for 40
years."
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