Moses and Jesus are standing on the bank of the Red Sea in their retirement

Jesus turns to Moses and says, "Hey Moses, remember when you parted the Red Sea? That must've been amazing to see! So upset I missed it. Do you think you'd be able to do it again?"

Moses blushed, "for you?! Of course!" So he stands up and hobbles over to the water and hit his staff on the ground. And nothing happened. He turns back to Jesus, a little embarassed, "Let me try that one more time.."
He moves closer to the water and clears his throat, hits his staff on the ground, and says "Let my people go!" The water started to ripple and Moses smiled. "Here we go! Third time is the charm!" Hits his staff on the ground and bellows out, "let my people go!!" And the water parted! It only lasted a moment.

Jesus started clapping and gave Moses a pat on the back once he say back down. Moses looked sheepishly to Jesus and said, "remember the time you walked on water? That was so amazing and would love to see it. Would you mind?" And Jesus smiled, "of course I wouldn't!"

Jesus wanders to the waters edge and walks out into the water, sinking. He shook his head and came back out. This time, he pulled up his skirts and got a running start, but just sunk again. He turned to Moses, "third time worked for you!" And he runs out again, but sinks. Drenched, Jesus comes back to Moses and says, "yknow Moses, this was so much easier when I didn't have holes in my feet."


I'll see you all in hell.