Monica's Statement is a dandy!


Fresh off of the Associated Press Wire...
AP - Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President
Clinton's firm denial:
"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth,
and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this
ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face.
"This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at
my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will
meet this challenge the only way I know how: head on.
"I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one will
ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before
the job was done. I will work non-stop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am
wiped clean of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it.
"Thank you."
Monica Lewinsky.

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