A man wakes up with a terrible hangover. Going downstairs he says to his wife, "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the company party last night, what exactly did I say?". She replies,"you got into an argument with your boss." He looks at her and says "well piss on him." That is what you told him and he fired you she says, "well screw him!" he shouts. She looks at her husband and says..."I did, you go back to work on Monday!"
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