Mommy Dionisia (Manny Pacquiao's mother) was on her way home when she found a dirty magic lamp.
She rubbed it to remove the dirt when suddenly a genie came out.
Genie: As an exchange for my freedom, I will use my almost infinite power to grant you 1 wish.
Mommy D: Rily? Yu will grant my wiss?
Genie: Yes, I will grant any wish as long as it is not impossible. Now, tell me your wish.
Mommy D: yis! I wiss that I can be a byutipul woman!
Genie: Point the lamp towards me.
Mommy D: and I'm gonna be byutipul? :)))))
Genie: No, I'm going back in.
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