Daddy has a sneaking suspicion that his wife is cheating on him while he's at work, so he decides to call home to have his son Johnny check on her.
The phone rings, Johnny picks up.
Dadddy: Johnny is that you? Can you do me a favor and go check what your mom is doing right now?
Johnny goes and checks, and returns to the phone.
Johnny: She's in bed, sleeping.
Daddy: Alone?
Johnny: No!
Daddy: God damn it, I knew it! Ok Johnny I need you to listen very carefully. I need to you go to the closet and grab the hatchet from the wall, and then come back to the phone.
Johnny gets the hatchet and returns to phone.
Daddy: OK, now I want you to go to the bedroom and chop both of those cheating bastards up into small pieces.
Johnny does as instructed and creates a bloody mess in the bedroom. He returns to the phone.
Johnny: Ok now what?
Daddy: Ok, now I want you to take all the body parts and bury them in the back yard.
Johnny: What back yard? We live in a fourth floor apartment.
Daddy: Ooops, wrong number!
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