A guy saw a lady at a bar. She was definitely attractive, but he could tell she was a little older, orthopedic shoes, wrinkles creeping up around the mouth and eyes. But after a few drinks these things faded away and he went and talked to her.
After a few drinks together they decided to head back to her place. They get there and the lady kind of gives him a sly grin and asks if he might be interested in something a little more kinky... Maybe some mom and daughter action?
The guy was stoked because if she looked this good at her age, her daughter must be smoking hot. So he enthusiastically agreed.
They head upstairs together. The woman quietly knocks on a door and whispers, "Mom, are you awake?
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