Mmmmmbop

At a local nursing home in the year 2087, a Speech Pathologist enters his own person hell as his word association game goes horribly awry:
“Ok, folks, let’s play some word association!”
Yay!
“Ok, here we go. When I say ‘pop’, what is the first word you think of?”
Mop!
Stop!
Top!
Mmmbop!
“Ok, that was good.”
Ba dupa dop.
“Ok, nice. Thank you.”
Ba du bop, ba dupa dop.
“Ok, that’s enough now. We get it.”
Ba du bop, ba dupa dop, ba du, yea.
“Stop it. Stop singing Hanson. This was supposed to be a fun exercise!”
Mmmbop, ba dupa dop, ba du bop, ba du dop, ba du, yea.
“Listen to me you son of a bitch. I don’t care that you listened to this teenage crap back in the late 20th Century. But it’s over, you hear me? OVER!
….
“Thank you.”
Oh yea, in an mmmbop they’re gone, yea yea.
“NOW YOU DIE!”


I wish I could take credit for writing this, but it was a co-worker of mine.