M'ladyocardial infarction is the #1 killer of neckbeards.

Every 15 seconds, a neckbeard dons a fedora. The inevitable increasingly intensifying tipping causes sudden cardiac arrest. Will you help me raise awareness to find a cure for Lethal Affectation. Remember kids, friends don't let friends wear fedoras.

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