This was seen on a bulletin board at a grocery store:
"I have kidnapped myself. Please give me $2,000,000 and 5 tacos or you will never see me again."
And a different one:
"I'm missing, so I have gone to look for myself. If I come back here before I do, please keep me safe here until I return. Thanks!"
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