MISSING

This was seen on a bulletin board at a grocery store:

"I have kidnapped myself. Please give me $2,000,000 and 5 tacos or you will never see me again."

And a different one:

"I'm missing, so I have gone to look for myself. If I come back here before I do, please keep me safe here until I return. Thanks!"

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