"Now, girls," she says, "whenever you go out, remember: no smoking in the streets, no bad conduct in public and when the men bother you, ask yourself: Is an hour's pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace?
Now, girls, are there any questions?"
A voice from the back of the hall cries, "How do you make it last an hour?"
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