Two friends, a black guy and a white guy, share an apartment. The white guy's watching TV when the black guy, obviously agitated, flops down on the couch.
Black Guy: Man, I wish I could get a girlfriend.
White Guy: Well, you know what Henry Ford said...
Black Guy: What!? That is so racist!
White Guy looks over confused: What? How is "Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right." racist?
Black Guy: Oh, damn, I thought you meant another quote.
White Guy: ...oh, that one.
Black Guy laughs: "You can have it in any color so long as it's black"!
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