ONe day, Al Gore, George W and Raplph Nader were eating lunch at a resturatunt.
They paid the check, then went to the bathroom.
On their way in, an attendant told them that the mirror in the bathroom would hold you until you said something if you looked at it, and if you told the truth you would get a billion dollars. But if you lied, youd be trapped in the mirror forever.
Ralph finished first, and looked at the mirror. Trapped, he said "i think i am the smartest one in this bathroom" and he got a billion dollars. Then Al Gore looked at the mirror and said, "i think i have the biggest ego in this bathroom" and he got a billion dollars. Then George looked at the mirror and siad, "i think-" and FWOOSH! he was trapped in the mirror.
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