Two twins, Tim and Tom, keep fighting over their mother and whom she loves more. The mom usually nursed Tim on the left breast and Tom on the right one. One night, Tim applies poison to the left one and Tom applies poison to the right one. The next morning the mother wakes up to find...
That the father is dead.....
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