In true rookie form he asked his cell mate "what are you in for?"
He turns to Mikey, eyes deep with a decade of remorse and isolation and without a hint of irony or sarcasm says "I'm a baby killer. Motorcycle accident, they called it manslaughter and infanticide"
"You hit a baby?"
"Wasn't' just one. There were a dozen strollers all next to each other.
"Were you drunk or something?"
"Not even. Ugh. I knew I should have changed out that tire two weeks earlier. Now look at me. One mistake and i miss out on raising my own kids. They'll be out of college before I see them again."
"Holy shit. Those kids. That's just. I'm sorry man. Life throws curveballs, but this? I can't even imagine"
"I was going to change the front tire that morning, but I had an argument with my wife and I forgot. The only silver lining is she has stood by me for ten years. She's called or visited ever day. What's funny is that day I was so afraid she was about to leave and our marriage has never been stronger. Unless she's fucking Steve for all I know."
"That's crazy. You're lucky if you still have her"
"That's what I tell myself. That's what's keeping me going. I'm halfway through my sentence."
"So, how did all this happen exactly?"
"Well," there was a moment of silence as the experienced prisoner recalled the scene he looked up and said. There I was on my motorcycle about to do a sweet jump over twelve baby carriages..."
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