midget in distress


a midget lady goes to the doctor and says, doc, i don't know what is wrong but my crotch area is getting so sore that i cant hardly walk anymore. the doctor said OK lay down on the table here and I'll see what i can do. the doctor examined her and got his knife and cut on something for a little bit, and finally said OK stand up and walk a cross the room and back. The midget lady walked a cross the room and back, and she said hey my crotch don't hurt anymore, what did you do doc? The doctor said, I just cut about an inch off the top of your boots.

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