Once a 40 year old man was stalking a 15 year old. The fifhteen year old was walking home one day, when the 40 year old man jumped out and grabbed her. He took her to his apartment. Then he tied her up to a chair, and asked her a question. The question was "will you marry me?"The fifhteen year old was shocked, she asked him a question. Her question was "are you one of those Micheal Jackson wannabes?"
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